Parody of Samuel Clemens' List of Pen Names / Framed Artifact for Wall
$150.00
Weathered note penned by Samuel Clemens pondering possible pen names before settling on Mark Twain.
While the above event depicted is fake, the actual framed piece is quite real.
I use dirt, oil, coffee, tea, steel wool, sandpaper and an oven to age each of these fake moments of history. That said, please keep in mind yours will vary slightly from the photo (but it'll be damn close).
Each relic is encased in a 11.875" x 14.875" x 1.75" shadowbox made of MDF, fabric and glass. The back features a legitimate short summary of the person and is equipped with a sawtooth hanger.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.